She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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