When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i dont even know how to be here
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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