i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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