As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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