Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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