You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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