You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
