Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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