I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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