We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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