I looked at my own cervix.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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