I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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