my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
