oh god the rape fog is back!
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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