Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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