Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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