I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I came so hard my ears popped.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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