I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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