I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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