My hair reeks of homosexuality.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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