have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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