Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
My vagina is very pro this idea
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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