I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Say something about gay babies.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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