AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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