Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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