no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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