yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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