im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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