It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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