Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
why do cheetos always look like penises
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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