What a fucking waste of an outfit
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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