I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
