I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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