RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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