awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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