So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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