Porn is love you can see.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Randomize
