so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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