Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
