we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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