do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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