Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize