i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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