broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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