those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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