There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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