his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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