I CAN MOONWALK!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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