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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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