Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
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