I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
