just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I just want to make out with him forever
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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