My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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