whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Randomize
