Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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