and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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