Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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