she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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